Poodlepothesis

Poodlepothesis, originally uploaded by Poodlematic.

If humans loved each other as much as we canines love our humans, would the world be full of unemployed dogs?

The risotto mystery

The risotto mystery, originally uploaded by Poodlematic.

Why are we the first to be blamed when food goes missing? He was defrosting todays Poodle risotto and then put it on the outside table with our bowls ready to dish up and then he left everything to do something else.

The fact that he couldn't find the container of food and that we both had food over our muzzles up to our eyes does not necessarily mean we are the culprits. Those doves are cunning you know! Those holes in the plastic look like savage peck marks to us...

Back on the beach

Back on the beach, originally uploaded by Poodlematic.

Finally! He took us for our first decent walk in two weeks and it was nice. There was lots to smell and we did not bark at anyone. We are shaggy and it was warm today.

A Poodle doesn't need blood diamonds

201008093645, originally uploaded by Poodlematic.

All we need is an attentive pet human with a camera and we'll happily pose; move the head from left to right (even Poodles have a good side you know) and generally enjoy being adored and the centre of attention.

We prefer bloody chicken necks to blood diamonds anyway, which just sound very gritty.

The Heimlich manoeuvre, for dogs

Ummm, I know this may look like something else but apparently when two girl dogs live together, one of them gets an urge to eject stuck bones from the other's chest. My face says I don't buy that story. Mia

We will be angelic

He is standing and mixing Poodle risotto. We can smell it and it's yummy. If we look cute we may get something. As Poodles.

4 X 4 X Poodle

In order to ensure that you get to where you want to go (not your human), it is necessary to engage uni-diectional four paw traction control. I am almost over my kennel cough too and will prove it to he! Babette

Beach teaser walk only

We want to run and shout at other dogs but that makes us cough a lot and also walking makes us cough so today he made us walk very slowly with lots of 'sit' breaks and then we got to the beach and didnt go on it but we had a weepoo then went home. Mia

Kennel cough, cough

Another photo of sleeping Poodles but here we are both sick and they gave us injections and they give us antibiotics hidden in cheese and we get cough syrup sprayed into our mouths that we shake everywhere. Ha!

Sleepover at Mia's

My sister is staying with me and my mom because they are not here but I will share my things with her and we will have fun